
Thank you for the offer, but I will have to pass.
IMHO, there are very few legitimate reasons to wake someone up before 0500. Volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, UFO landings, and the like are all legitimate.
Cupcake deliveries, vacuum salesmen, and Jehovah's Witnesses are perfect examples of completely illegitimate reasons to be wakened prior to 0500.
The first group won't necessarily care, as there are more important things going on than mere clothing. The second group (other than Maks, because he's just trying to do his job and needs a hug. He probably dislikes being awake that early too.) that I have zero mercy for...
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